Month: August 2018

[Lucas walks into the school shower with the other football jocks] Bruno: Hey, Leukoplakia. They got a jockstrap that can fit you? Hey, maybe one of you guys should stop by sewing class and pick up a thimble, Lucas here needs a jockstrap. Or maybe a thimble would be too big. Hey, anybody got a contact lens? A contact lens with a Band-Aid. Lucas: Are you referring to the size of my penis? Bruno: Yeah I am. Lucas: With a flaccid penis, it’s the number of folds that count. And anyway, I don’t get semi-erect around other males like some of you fellas do. Bruno: What’d you say? Lucas: It’s a study done by the University of Illinois. You can tell the fags in a warm shower by who’s got the longest dong. Look, yours seems to be growing even now. Bruno: The hell it is. Lucas: [Lucas points] It is, look. Spike: Hey, look. He’s getting a hard-on. Don’t nobody bend over to pick up the soap. Bruno: You little shit. Lucas: Oh. They say physical violence is an expression of sexual feeling. [Bruno and Spike charge Lucas and carry him with the rest of the football players]

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